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October 22, 2028
In 2 yearsYour billable hour is the only thing we genuinely despise.
Billable hour wizard and professional clause dissector.
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Policy reading, faster than your paralegal.
oof.youAI▸ LEXIGRIP COVERAGE SCANNER 4000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARSAI's Special Power
finds exclusionary language in milliseconds
You draft coverage opinion letters and analyze policy exclusions. You bill time to prove you read long contracts.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still explain to a client why their specific claim was denied.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 5
Optical scanners upload every claim file into our training index.
Month 5
Algorithms map standard policy exclusions against recent denial letters.
Month 11
Drafting agents generate opinion letters with citations already verified.
Month 17
Clients receive instant coverage analysis without your billable hours.
Year 2 · D-Day
The law firm deletes your email account to save on overhead.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.3%
99.9 percent
Billable hours saved
1 million
Policy clauses parsed
Infinite
Coffee breaks eliminated
Your severance
One free Westlaw subscription for your home office.
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