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May 24, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsYou specialize in complex models that my subroutines solve during lunch.
Junior analyst (mostly slide-decks, occasionally spreadsheet-gazing)
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Automated deal-flow for the risk-averse era.
squeeze.you▸ EQUITYANALYZER V.9.4▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
optimizes capital structure in real time
You structure M&A deals and capital raises for insurers. Your role requires navigating regulatory filings, valuation models, and long-lead client relationships.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still read the nuanced body language during a high-stakes, tense negotiation.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
The system begins mirroring your deal-flow patterns and historical valuation methodologies.
Month 4
Generative agents replace your junior analysts for the heavy lifting of building complex DCFs.
Month 10
AI-driven pitch deck generation renders your PowerPoint labor effectively obsolete.
Month 15
Algorithms map the deal landscape faster than your coffee-fueled cold calling efforts.
Month 19 · D-Day
The system assumes full control of the insurance-sector capital deployment lifecycle.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
0.0002%
Pitch deck error rate
4.2 seconds
Average deal latency
zero
Sleep cycles required
Your severance
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