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December 6, 2029
In 3 years, 1 monthYour firm handshake is just a low-bandwidth data transfer protocol.
Professional palm-greaser and master of the quarterly pivot.
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Optimised risk aversion for the modern balance sheet.
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You spend your days convincing clients that their worst nightmares are worth a premium monthly fee.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still read the subtle lie in a client's eyes during a high-stakes dinner.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Your emails and meeting transcripts are synced to our central model.
Month 10
The software identifies exactly which clients are likely to churn.
Month 20
Deep-fake avatars simulate your personality during routine client calls.
Year 2.5
The engine writes the strategic vision decks for you.
Year 3.1 · D-Day
The office lights go dark as our algorithm takes the desk.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.7%
4.2 liters daily
Coffee consumed
14 per hour
Synergy buzzwords used
Zero value add
Client golf outings
Your severance
A LinkedIn premium account and three stale corporate golf balls.
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