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Your job has an expiration date
July 23, 2028
In 1 year, 9 monthsYour career is just a lunch meeting that keeps getting cancelled.
Professional bridge-builder between people who don't want to talk.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automating the handshake.
oof.you▸ UNDERWRITELINK AI V.4▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 9 MONTHSAI's Special Power
mimics genuine camaraderie through predictive voice
You shuttle between offices to maintain relationships between agents and underwriters. Your job is basically professional small talk.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense exactly when an agent is lying about their loss ratio.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
The underwriting system starts giving agents real-time automated status updates.
Month 4
Chat agents handle your routine check-ins with regional brokerages.
Month 10
Corporate removes the budget for travel as automated outreach proves cheaper.
Month 16
Algorithms learn to replicate your specific tone and social preferences.
Month 21 · D-Day
The last office visit is replaced by a high-resolution video hologram.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.1%
100 percent
Cold calls avoided
4 per week
Lunch tabs wasted
Zero
Trust retained
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to a generic travel site.
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