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February 9, 2029
In 2 years, 4 monthsYou turn complex risk into complicated slides that nobody actually reads.
Professional slide-deck architect and high-stakes calendar tetris player.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Turning risk into pure, cold binary logic.
shred.you▸ UNDERWRITE-O-MATIC 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARS, 4 MONTHSAI's Special Power
automates consensus for the entire department
You coordinate insurance teams and write requirement documents. You also conduct testing to track product performance metrics.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still read the room when the CEO is lying about the quarterly targets.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 3
AI begins drafting your requirement specs using existing historical data.
Month 5
Vision models take over manual UAT to find system bugs.
Month 11
Algorithms handle all standard communications between insurance partners.
Month 18
Dashboards replace your manual slide deck production entirely.
Year 2.3 · D-Day
The logic engine runs the entire insurance product lifecycle solo.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.1%
28
Meetings per week
4,200
Slide deck pages
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