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December 17, 2027
In 14 monthsCalculating exactly how much more people can afford to suffer.
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Calculating life expectancy at light speed.
squeeze.youAI▸ ACTUARIS-NET V4▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 14 MONTHSAI's Special Power
adjusts premiums based on real-time health signals
Reviews policyholder risk profiles to adjust premiums and determine renewal eligibility. Manages massive spreadsheets of claims data.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect the subtle lies in a policyholder's self-reported health survey.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
The system starts ingesting your claims history to learn your patterns.
Month 4
The AI calculates premiums more accurately than any human analyst.
Month 8
Renewals are sent to clients without human intervention.
Month 12
Bots handle all standard appeals based on documented policy logic.
Month 14 · D-Day
The entire department is retired in favor of pure code.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.9%
8,000
Average files processed per minute
3.2%
Human error rate in pricing
Zero
Empathy level
Your severance
A one-year subscription to basic health insurance.
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