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pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
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Your job has an expiration date
July 3, 2028
In 1 year, 8 monthsYour spreadsheets are just ghosts waiting to be deleted by an API.
Senior Excel sorcerer, defender of the loss ratio.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Predicting the collapse of everything, faster.
sluurp.you▸ ACTUARIALNODE V9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 8 MONTHSAI's Special Power
filters loss trends before you even blink
You spend days crunching loss ratios and modeling risk profiles. Soon, math will be done by better math.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still explain to a human why the model is being stupid today.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Simple Python scripts take over your daily manual data scrubbing.
Month 5
Dashboards update themselves without your manual CSV uploads.
Month 10
Learning models begin checking the logic in your pricing spreadsheets.
Month 15
A linguistic agent handles your project status calls autonomously.
Month 20 · D-Day
Your access is revoked as the system handles all risk logic.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.1%
40 liters
Coffee consumed per quarter
too many
Pivot table errors
endless
Meetings about data cleaning
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to a premium spreadsheet viewer.
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