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Your job has an expiration date
March 17, 2028
In 17 monthsManaging spreadsheet misery while waiting for the inevitable algorithm takeover.
Master of the policy spreadsheet, lord of the commission.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Commission splitting for the post-human era.
blub.you▸ POLICYFLOW PRO 9.0▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 17 MONTHSAI's Special Power
reconciles commission statements in three seconds
You track broker commission splits, update client policy databases, and fix errors in incorrectly keyed insurance applications.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a broker is lying about their premium target.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI extracts and logs data directly from incoming broker forms.
Month 4
The system matches commissions against policy records without human oversight.
Month 8
The engine updates premium tables faster than any human could read.
Month 13
Agents chat with an AI instead of emailing you questions.
Month 17 · D-Day
Your access is revoked as the policy engine finishes the job.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.5%
4,200
spreadsheet rows checked daily
12 percent
policy keying errors
6
coffee cups per shift
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to our commission tracking portal.
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