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December 17, 2027
In 14 monthsYour visionary strategy is just a weighted average of spreadsheets anyway.
Serial founder, pivot enthusiast, professional slide-deck architect.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automated vision for boardrooms without the ego.
wheee!you▸ RISKMODELER V9▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 14 MONTHSAI's Special Power
projects confidence with infinite data points
You pitch risk-assessment software to boardrooms and convince investors your algorithm understands the complex nature of human loss.
The one thing AI can't do
You are excellent at looking disappointed when the quarterly growth target is missed by 0.1%.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Vision models generate high-impact pitches based on current market trends.
Month 4
Algorithms simulate all possible strategic pivots for investor consensus.
Month 8
Software scrapes and hires the optimal workforce without human bias.
Month 12
The AI replaces your intuition with actual statistical accuracy.
Month 14 · D-Day
You are now redundant as the software manages its own cash.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.2%
Four liters
Coffee consumed per pitch
Eight thousand
Meaningless synergy mentions
Zero
Actual risk models built
Your severance
A LinkedIn badge that says "Open to Disrupting"
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