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December 16, 2027
In 14 monthsMoving pixels between spreadsheets is not a personality trait, it is math.
Principal Specialist of moving files from A to B.
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You shuffle paid media files to publishers and look at charts. Algorithms already do this better than you.
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You can still explain why the quarterly report looks terrible to a panicked executive.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
API connectors replace your manual file uploads to publisher sites.
Month 4
Data pipelines scrape and visualize metrics without your input.
Month 8
A chatbot handles all internal status update requests regarding media.
Month 12
Financial software matches your POs to invoices automatically.
Month 14 · D-Day
Your access is revoked as the system completes full autonomy.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 92%
too many
Files mishandled
4,200 annually
Spreadsheets abandoned
negligible
Actual value added
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