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May 25, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsYou craft narratives for people who stop reading after the subject line.
Strategic B2B lead, lover of buzzwords and field lunches.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automated engagement without the expensive lunches.
glub.youAI▸ B2B-ORACLE V4.2▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
sends personalized outreach to every top stakeholder
You manage executive outreach and industry relations. You map strategic marketing touchpoints for B2B buyer journeys.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a CEO is actually bored versus just pretending to listen.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
The system pulls your CRM and meeting history into profiles.
Month 5
AI writes your decks and updates the internal strategy portal.
Month 10
Digital event platforms replace your physical trade show presence.
Month 15
AI agents handle routine stakeholder inquiries and briefing notes.
Month 19 · D-Day
The B2B-Oracle handles all external relations with perfect consistency.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95%
14 gallons
Coffee consumption per quarter
4,200
Slides built that nobody read
80% of life
Executive ego management hours
Your severance
A LinkedIn recommendation and one lukewarm company branded jacket.
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