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May 25, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsYou spend your day translating vague client wishes into expensive design tasks.
Professional cat-herder for highly sensitive design egos.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
The end of endless email chains.
no no noyouAI▸ PROJECTFLOW V4▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
automates scope creep with perfect precision
You chase project schedules, manage creative budgets, and nag designers to finish their files on time.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense exactly when a client is about to ruin a good idea.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Project management software predicts deadlines better than your current guesswork.
Month 5
Sensors in design software notify clients of progress automatically.
Month 10
AI models transcribe client calls into precise, error-free creative briefs.
Month 15
Financial software locks budgets when project scope starts to drift.
Month 19 · D-Day
The agency moves to a fully autonomous workflow for client services.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.1%
42
Emails per hour
60 percent
Time spent in status meetings
4 cups
Coffee consumed per day
Your severance
A one-month subscription to a mindfulness meditation app.
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