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May 19, 2029
In 2 years, 7 monthsBilling six minutes for a task a script finishes in six milliseconds.
Senior Associate (Expert in billable hour inflation)
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files 400 patent responses before breakfast
Reviews patent filings, drafts cease-and-desist letters, and manages trademark portfolios for corporate clients. You turn billable hours into exhaustion.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still articulate the nuance of bad-faith intent in a trademark infringement dispute.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Optical character recognition digitizes your entire paper filing cabinet into an indexable knowledge base.
Month 5
Large language models generate 90 percent of your routine trademark responses and cease-and-desist letters.
Month 13
Machine vision agents scan global patent databases to identify potential infringement faster than your associates.
Year 1.9
Law firm risk committees certify AI-generated filings to eliminate human negligence and associated insurance costs.
Year 2.6 · D-Day
The final junior partner retires and our server handles the entire firm's intellectual property workflow.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.3%
99.2 percent
Billable hour waste
5 liters
Coffee intake
High
Human error rate
Your severance
A LinkedIn premium subscription and a firm-branded stress ball.
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