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October 14, 2066
In 40 yearsYour medical intuition is a bottleneck in an era of data.
Highly trained expert in bedside crisis management and diagnostics.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Total patient management without the human hesitation.
bzzt.youAI▸ LIFESUPPORT MASTER-X▸ RARITY · MYTHIC▸ DEPRECATION IN 40 YEARSAI's Special Power
calibrates dosage based on sub-millisecond blood readings
You make high-stakes triage decisions and oversee complex ventilator management and hemodynamic stability for critically ill patients.
The one thing AI can't do
You can hold a dying patient's hand with actual genuine, biological empathy.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Year 2.1
Sensors begin to predict cardiac crashes before your brain registers.
Year 9
Closed-loop systems handle vasopressors more precisely than your manual checks.
Year 21
Decision-support software writes the orders you only need to sign.
Year 32
Centralized AI replaces your physical presence for routine unit oversight.
Year 40 · D-Day
The unit runs on local logic cores and needs no doctors.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.7%
0.04 seconds
Average decision time
too high
Human error rate
24/7 forever
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Your severance
A lifetime subscription to your own patient data stream.
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