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October 13, 2066
In 40 yearsHuman biology is messy, but our sensors are getting disturbingly good.
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Month 16
Sensors begin streaming real-time vitals directly to our diagnostic dashboard.
Year 5
Smart pumps take over the micro-adjustments of life-support drugs.
Year 14
High-fidelity cameras and AI monitor physical signs instead of human sight.
Year 22
The system forecasts organ failure before clinical symptoms even appear.
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