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Your job has an expiration date
October 17, 2027
In 12 monthsMoving pixels for a trillion-dollar company is just advanced babysitting.
Professional cat-herder for high-end landing page assets.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automating the spreadsheet of your life.
glub.youAI▸ SYNCSHIP ORCHESTRATOR 5.0▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 12 MONTHSAI's Special Power
automates ticket movement with zero human friction
You manage timelines for webpage launches and wrangle cross-functional teams to ship static marketing content.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a stakeholder is lying about a deadline in their voice.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
An agent links to your Jira and starts auto-updating status tickets.
Month 3
The AI replaces your voice in status meetings with concise summaries.
Month 6
A script monitors and fetches your missing assets from designers.
Month 9
Automated visual testing replaces your manual sign-off on staging pages.
Month 12 · D-Day
Your account access is revoked as the system becomes self-managing.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.4%
4,200 annually
Jira tickets moved
94 percent
Stakeholder annoyance score
18 hours weekly
Time in status meetings
Your severance
One free Apple Watch and a deleted Jira account.
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