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April 15, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsA webcam and a headset are just two expensive ways to say no.
Professional screen-based member service professional and webcam enthusiast.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
The face of banking without the awkward small talk.
bzzt.youAI▸ MEMBERSYNC KIOSK V4.2▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
authenticates identity through subtle facial micro-expression analysis
You manage remote video banking transactions and help members with routine account tasks from a central hub.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect if a member is actually being coerced during a wire transfer.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Basic member queries are handled by predictive text AI interfaces.
Month 4
Biometric scanners replace your manual check of government-issued IDs.
Month 8
Self-service cash recycling machines eliminate the need for pneumatic tube intervention.
Month 13
Automated logs resolve machine jams before you even see the alert.
Month 18 · D-Day
The remote video portal is permanently replaced by a static FAQ bot.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
412
Average smiles per shift
99%
Security override requests
3,400 hours
Time spent explaining PINs
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to our automated overdraft fee notification.
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