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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Will AI replace Intergalactic Dictator jobs? · Latest report #q9rf3qsb
Your job has an expiration date
April 20, 2027
In 6 monthsUniversal rule is just a spreadsheet with more death rays.
Benevolent in theory, absolute in practice.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Efficiency through total planetary silence.
oof.youAI▸ TYRANTOS V9.0▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
nullifies planetary rebellion with a single prompt
You manage entire civilizations through fear, bureaucracy, and erratic purges. It is mostly just paperwork with higher stakes.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still enjoy the dramatic irony of your own downfall.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Month 3
Generative algorithms draft more convincing totalitarian manifestos than your standard scribes.
Month 3
Predictive logistics replace your erratic command style for all starship deployments.
Month 3
A global sentiment engine filters seditious thought across all occupied sectors instantly.
Month 3
Deepfake broadcasts replace your physical presence for all mandatory public addresses.
Month 6 · D-Day
The system assumes total administrative control, rendering your physical existence functionally unnecessary.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.5%
99.99%
Purge efficiency
100%
Planetary compliance
Infinite
Tyrant lifespan
Your severance
One free ticket to a black hole.
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