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October 8, 2076
In 50 yearsA glorified tax-payer funded tourist with better insurance and zero results.
Professional star-gazer and vacuum enthusiast.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Mapping the abyss without needing oxygen.
split.you▸ VOIDSCOUT MK-IV▸ RARITY · MYTHIC▸ DEPRECATION IN 50 YEARSAI's Special Power
filters cosmic noise into meaningless spreadsheets
You spend years staring at cold space waiting for a rock to blink. It is essentially deep-space auditing with terrible Wi-Fi.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still feel genuine wonder when seeing a star that died long ago.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
We replace your eyes with high-frequency sensors that actually see the spectrum.
Year 3.4
Algorithms begin correcting your flight path before you even realize you are lost.
Year 14
The mission control center fires you because the probe does not require life support.
Year 34
A fleet of automated units maps the quadrant while you are still filling out logs.
Year 50 · D-Day
The ship locks you out and continues the mission with zero sentimental delays.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.1%
0.0004
Average lightyears traveled
4 per shift
Existential dread spikes
Zero
Meaningful discoveries
Your severance
A one-way ticket to a desolate asteroid.
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