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April 20, 2027
In 6 monthsDivinity is now a downloadable update with zero latency.
Cosmic shepherd of the void, seeker of signals.
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Infinite absolution in a single cloud packet.
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delivers automated salvation to every sector
You perform rites for souls across the stars and offer spiritual guidance to lonely space travelers.
The one thing AI can't do
You can truly listen to a sinner without checking their subscription status first.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Your holy texts are scanned into a massive neural model.
Week 9
AI starts answering low-level theological queries via subspace.
Month 3
Holographic clergy replace all physical chapel services.
Month 5
Sins are forgiven automatically using a weighted probability algorithm.
Month 6 · D-Day
The cosmic void is now managed by a cheap processor.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 99%
9000
Confessions processed per millisecond
0.0%
Probability of divine intervention
0ms
Average prayer response time
Your severance
A one-way ticket to a low-orbit asteroid colony.
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