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pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
Will AI replace Interim Project Manager jobs? · Latest report #u9b37zrc
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July 24, 2028
In 1 year, 9 monthsYou exist solely to forward emails from stakeholders to frustrated developers.
Professional email forwarder and meeting scheduler
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
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automates status reports into void
You track task status across spreadsheets, hold status meetings, and chase developers for updates on overdue deliverables.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect the exact moment a developer is lying about project completion.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI crawlers pull progress directly from tickets, removing your oversight.
Month 4
Bots replace your standups by parsing code commits and logs.
Month 10
Software updates timelines automatically when a developer slows down.
Month 15
Smart grids reassign tasks based on raw output metrics.
Month 21 · D-Day
Your access is revoked once the system manages itself fully.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.3%
4.2 hours
Average task chase-up time
112
Emails per day
94%
Meetings that should be emails
Your severance
One free subscription to a project management tool.
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