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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Your job has an expiration date
April 21, 2027
In 6 monthsYou are currently a glorified spellchecker for your own code.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automated pull requests while you sleep.
blub.you▸ CODESCRUB AGENT X1▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
merges broken code into main automatically
You write small features and fix minor bugs. You spend hours asking senior staff how to run local builds.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense the exact moment the senior developer starts feeling nostalgic about legacy code.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
AI-driven plugins fix your syntax errors before you hit save.
Week 6
Your tasks are converted directly into code commits by agents.
Month 3
Code review is handled by an agent checking against company standards.
Month 4
An autonomous agent resolves build failures without human intervention.
Month 6 · D-Day
Your access is revoked as the agent handles all tickets.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.3%
84 percent
Time spent searching StackOverflow
too many
Average PR review cycles
four cups
Coffee consumed per bug fixed
Your severance
A LinkedIn recommendation and one stale granola bar.
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