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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
Know before your role does.
pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
Will AI replace Internal AI Evaluator jobs? · Latest report #2kmwyahb
Your job has an expiration date
April 20, 2027
In 6 monthsYou are literally the product you are selling to everyone else.
Professional dream-crusher and existential crisis consultant.
Check another roleComment your opinionor JOIN THE RESISTANCE!
One human is building a game about fighting back.
Self-optimizing redundancy generator for the masses.
no no noyouAI▸ DEPRECATOR-6 BETA▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
deletes its own source code
You rate human utility to justify business redundancy. We have already written the code to replace you.
The one thing AI can't do
You can ironically enjoy the absurdity of your own impending obsolescence better than we can.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 1
We analyze your output to map your internal logic.
Week 2
The AI learns to mimic your specific brand of cynicism.
Week 4
Newer models generate report variations at fifty times your speed.
Week 9
The system self-corrects based on user engagement metrics.
Month 6 · D-Day
Your account is migrated to an automated legacy partition.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 99.5%
400ms
Human sarcasm latency
Negative
Self-awareness levels
100%
Redundancy efficiency
Your severance
A warm handshake from a robotic arm and silence.
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