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April 14, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsYou exist to turn obvious truths into expensive, slide-heavy slide decks.
Internal Bank Consultant (Senior Slide Architect)
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Turning spreadsheets into immediate layoffs.
toast.you▸ AUDITBOT 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
collapses departments into single data points
You identify efficiency gaps in banking processes and sell internal stakeholders on reorganizing their departments for zero actual gain.
The one thing AI can't do
You are actually capable of reading the room when someone is about to get fired.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Simple scripts replace your slow manual extraction from banking SQL databases.
Month 4
Generative models craft the same meaningless charts in seconds, not weeks.
Month 8
AI handles stakeholder interviews by parsing tone and data directly from emails.
Month 12
Live dashboards eliminate the need for periodic efficiency reports and consultants.
Month 18 · D-Day
The bank realizes the software works better without your human commentary.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.1%
480
Slides produced per quarter
90 percent
Time spent in useless meetings
Zero
Actual process improvement value
Your severance
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