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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Will AI replace Internal Comms Manager jobs? · Latest report #7gmt7372
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April 15, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsTurning your heartfelt mission emails into algorithmic sludge one blast at a time.
Expert in turning dire crises into upbeat bullet points.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
All the empathy without the human payroll.
split.youAI▸ SENTIMENTBOT 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
sends perfectly timed morale boosts to slack
Drafts newsletters and organizational announcements. Orchestrates staff feedback loops and monitors sentiment across company chat channels.
The one thing AI can't do
You are the only one who knows which staff member actually reads these messages.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 6
AI models ingest your tone to replicate your corporate voice.
Month 4
Automated tools write all internal newsletters and executive alerts.
Month 8
Sentiment analysis robots monitor chat channels for employee pulse.
Month 11
Virtual event platforms replace the need for town hall planning.
Month 18 · D-Day
The system assumes full control of your internal comms role.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.4%
Optimised daily
Email open rates
Zero tolerance
Sentiment drift
Perpetually shrunk
Newsletter word count
Your severance
A one-year subscription to a meditation app.
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