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Will AI replace Internal Communications Executive jobs? · Latest report #59ier2ww
Your job has an expiration date
August 29, 2027
In 10 monthsYou craft empty corporate slogans while we write them for free.
Professional curator of corporate propaganda and slide decks.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Authentic enough to fake sincerity.
ow.youAI▸ ENGAGEBOT 9000▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 10 MONTHSAI's Special Power
generates mandatory fun newsletters instantly
Drafts internal articles and designs posters to convince employees the company actually cares about them.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect the exact moment an office joke lands poorly.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
AI models ingest your past emails to mimic your fake enthusiasm.
Week 9
Vision models auto-generate posters using your brand guidelines.
Month 5
Software cleans up CEO footage and adds captions automatically.
Month 8
AI agents post updates directly to the company portal.
Month 10 · D-Day
The last human draft is deleted from the server forever.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.4%
42
Average buzzwords per email
89%
Employee engagement drop
3,000
Posters ignored daily
Your severance
A LinkedIn recommendation from a bot account.
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