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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Your job has an expiration date
February 14, 2028
In 16 monthsYour career is just a series of password resets waiting for deletion.
Professional cable-untangler and professional password-rescuer.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automated problem solving for a painless office.
oof.you▸ ADMINBOT SYSTEMS V4▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 16 MONTHSAI's Special Power
patches security holes before they even exist
You patch software, fix broken laptops, and manage networks. Your desk is a graveyard of proprietary dongles.
The one thing AI can't do
You are the only one who knows which cable makes the office network explode.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Agent software maps every local device and network port automatically.
Month 4
AI resolves standard software requests without human intervention.
Month 8
Smart sensors trigger replacement orders before hardware fails.
Month 12
Adaptive algorithms handle all VLAN segmentation and security routing.
Month 16 · D-Day
Human IT oversight is removed from the corporate environment.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
0.2 seconds
Ticket resolution time
Zero
Hardware failures ignored
Infinite
Password reset efficiency
Your severance
A lifetime supply of legacy ethernet cables.
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