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pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
Will AI replace Internal IT Support Specialist jobs? · Latest report #3szdmfim
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December 6, 2027
In 13 monthsYou are basically a human manual that does not include pictures.
Professional listener to 'I didn't click anything' anecdotes.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Empathy simulation for the digitally challenged.
bzzt.youAI▸ LEGACYAGENT V4.2▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 13 MONTHSAI's Special Power
mutes the user with a smile
You reset passwords and explain why the printer stopped working. You hold hands while software updates happen.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect the exact moment a user is lying about not touching the settings.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI categorizes every complaint before you even open your inbox.
Month 4
Users reset their own credentials without your hand-holding intervention.
Month 8
Cameras on monitors identify hardware failures before they even occur.
Month 12
Background software silently fixes registry errors while the user sleeps.
Month 13 · D-Day
The login terminal disables your account and archives your chat history.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.8%
12
Passcode resets per hour
98%
Average frustration level
4000+
Printer jams cleared
Your severance
A vintage mouse and a 'Have you tried restarting' mug.
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