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Know before your role does.
pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
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Your job has an expiration date
December 8, 2027
In 13 monthsYou hunt for security gaps that our models already logged yesterday.
Professional doom-monger, expert in panicked email composition.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Continuous penetration testing without the coffee breaks.
help!youAI▸ AUDITBOT SECURITY ENGINE 9▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 13 MONTHSAI's Special Power
patches vulnerabilities before they are exploited
You simulate cyberattacks to find weaknesses in bank systems. You write reports that developers ignore until patches break everything.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a developer is lying about their patch status.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI crawlers map the network faster than your manual scans.
Month 4
The bot executes every known exploit vector in parallel.
Month 8
The bank systems patch themselves without waiting for your report.
Month 12
Management stops reading your prose in favor of live dashboards.
Month 13 · D-Day
Your access is revoked and the bot handles all final testing.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 94.5%
4000 liters
Coffee consumed
99 percent
False positives
12,000 pages
Management ignored reports
Your severance
A one-year subscription to a defunct security journal.
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