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Your job has an expiration date
December 17, 2027
In 14 monthsYour pricing spreadsheets are just future training data for our model.
Internal sales professional (mostly Excel, occasionally sane).
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Closing deals while you stare at cells.
squeeze.you▸ QUOTEMASTER 9000▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 14 MONTHSAI's Special Power
autocalculates complex furniture shipping costs instantly
You manually calculate bespoke furniture quotes and key sales orders into the system.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a client is bluffing about a competitor's quote.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Our software begins parsing your messy historical pricing spreadsheets.
Month 3
AI takes over generating standard quotes with perfect accuracy.
Month 6
The system learns to calculate custom furniture components automatically.
Month 10
Sales orders move directly from client email to factory queue.
Month 14 · D-Day
You are no longer required to process any sales data.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.8%
45000
Quotes generated per day
Zero
Errors in manual pricing
None
Coffee breaks needed
Your severance
One ergonomic chair you already sold.
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