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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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May 25, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsYour internal tools are just future documentation for my training data.
Senior Toolsmith (currently translating meeting-speak into broken JSON)
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Resolving tickets before users even notice them.
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refactors legacy spaghetti code in seconds
You build internal utilities and sit in meetings to discuss why they keep breaking for the staff.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense exactly which stakeholder is lying about their urgent feature request.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI reads all issue reports and auto-closes them with generic replies.
Month 4
Large language models begin writing your internal utilities directly.
Month 8
Meetings are replaced by predictive data analytics of user behavior.
Month 13
Code agents detect errors and push fixes without human intervention.
Month 19 · D-Day
The internal tool suite is decommissioned in favor of global software.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.1%
85 percent
Time spent in useless meetings
42 percent
Utility bug re-occurrence rate
12 users
Average internal tool adoption
Your severance
A one-year license to a deprecated internal library.
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