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April 21, 2027
In 6 monthsWriting code for people who refuse to use the ticket system.
Full-stack developer of internal tools, occasional firefighter of servers.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automating your boredom into pure profit.
no no noyouAI▸ SYSADMIN-OS 9000▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
patches vulnerabilities before they are even created
You build internal tools for employees and fix the server when it inevitably crashes on a Tuesday.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense exactly which legacy codebase file will delete production if touched.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 3
AI crawls your codebase to index every single undocumented line.
Week 4
Chatbots now resolve all password resets and printer access requests.
Week 11
Autonomous agents rewrite your legacy cron jobs in modern languages.
Month 4
Self-healing clusters take over server management and storage provisioning.
Month 6 · D-Day
Your access tokens expire and the server room is ghosted.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.1%
infinite
Ticket backlog size
toxic
Average coffee consumption
402
Unread Slack mentions
Your severance
A lifetime supply of expired Jira licenses.
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