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Will AI replace Internal Strategy Consultant jobs? · Latest report #257c7jj8
Your job has an expiration date
May 24, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsPowerPoint slide transitions do not constitute a long-term corporate strategy.
Internal consultant, PowerPoint architect, professional meeting filler.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Slides that think for themselves.
stretchy.youAI▸ STRATEGYBOT V4.2▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
generates infinite decks with zero content
You build slide decks about reorganizing teams and analyze spreadsheet data to justify massive budget cuts.
The one thing AI can't do
You can read the room to see who is actually terrified of the layoffs.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Sensors pull your spreadsheet data directly into live dashboards.
Month 4
AI builds the decks while you focus on the politics.
Month 8
Software replaces your role in taking notes during meetings.
Month 13
Executives ask the AI questions instead of asking you.
Month 19 · D-Day
Your access is revoked and the machine presents the final strategy.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.9%
42
Slides built per week
94%
Meetings without clear decisions
18
Hours spent on formatting
Your severance
A LinkedIn badge that says 'Available for new challenges'.
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