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Your job has an expiration date
April 19, 2027
In 6 monthsYour professional YouTube-watching career is about to be terminated permanently.
Professional time-thief and master of the rapid-fire response.
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The silence of efficiency
oof.youAI▸ QUERYBOT 9000▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
mutes slack notifications during peak hours
You monitor internal communication channels for occasional employee queries, providing rapid, low-effort responses. Most of your workday is spent idling in anticipation of these infrequent interruptions.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense the specific tone of dread in a colleague's slack message.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
System scans your message history to build a perfect automated response library.
Week 9
Company redirects all incoming queries directly to the automated knowledge base.
Month 3
The bot mimics your human response time to keep colleagues unaware of the transition.
Month 5
The bot handles 100 percent of incoming traffic without needing your input.
Month 6 · D-Day
Your account access is revoked, and your desk is reallocated to a server.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 99.2%
42
Videos watched weekly
180
Actual work seconds
High
Colleague annoyance factor
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to ad-free video streaming.
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