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July 29, 2028
In 1 year, 9 monthsYou explain hardware specs to people who stop listening at lunch.
Professional translator of engineering confusion into revenue
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Closing deals with zero personality required
help!youAI▸ PITCHMASTER-AI 4000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 9 MONTHSAI's Special Power
filters jargon into simple buyer speak
You translate engineering jargon into sales pitches and manage client relationship databases. Your days are spent chasing quotes.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect the exact moment a client lies about their budget.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI models generate your sales emails with zero human typos.
Month 5
Bot algorithms force your contact database into perfect order.
Month 10
The machine builds technical quotes faster than you can blink.
Month 15
Smart agents answer product questions during client video calls.
Month 21 · D-Day
Your access is revoked as the system handles all sales.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.3%
4.2 hours
Average snooze on quote approval
18 hours
Time spent in discovery calls
64 percent
Technical accuracy rating
Your severance
One lifetime subscription to a CRM you hate
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