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May 24, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsSelling safety cages is ironic when you are the next variable.
Expert in quoting metal meshes and safety gates.
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Turning engineering specs into profit instantly.
nom.you▸ QUOTEGENIUS INDUSTRIAL V4▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
autogenerates competitive bids in under two seconds
You draft quotes for factory safety fencing and partitioning. Your job is just math and material lists.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a client is bluffing about the competitor's price.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Vision models scan factory layouts to identify required panel dimensions.
Month 5
Software syncs with real-time steel prices to update quote sheets.
Month 10
An agent generates technical responses to customer site inquiries.
Month 15
Customers click a link to finalize quotes without human oversight.
Month 19 · D-Day
The sales team login access is revoked by the central server.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.8%
450
Quotes generated per day
0.00%
Average margin error
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Human coffee breaks taken
Your severance
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