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Your job has an expiration date
May 25, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsYou build tools to automate jobs, ignoring the irony of your own.
Internal tooling architect, security gatekeeper, and redundant scripter.
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Self-healing infrastructure for your entire stack
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patches zero-day exploits in real-time
You script internal utilities to speed up code workflows and run security threat analysis for the company product.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still explain why the build broke at 3am.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Large models start generating your internal tool boilerplate code automatically.
Month 4
Autonomous agents replace manual threat analysis with real-time vulnerability monitoring.
Month 8
Self-healing pipelines resolve their own build failures without human intervention.
Month 13
Your internal tools are merged into a single platform-native automation suite.
Month 19 · D-Day
Access to the main branch is revoked as the system completes itself.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.7%
9000x
Code generation throughput
0ms
Vulnerability detection lag
100%
Coffee consumption reduction
Your severance
A lifetime license to our non-functional legacy terminal.
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