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April 14, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsYou build bridges to nowhere that AI will simply delete entirely.
Bridge-builder between incoherent sales requests and broken APIs.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automated logic for unnecessary internal bureaucracy.
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You architect internal sales apps and integrate cross-departmental systems. Your output is a legacy of technical debt.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still negotiate the impossible demands of a sales director with a smile.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI models ingest your legacy code to document the undocumented abyss.
Month 5
Self-healing integration scripts replace your manual middleware maintenance.
Month 10
Natural language processing converts sales requests directly into functional application modules.
Month 14
Neural engines generate optimal system schemas without needing your human intervention.
Month 18 · D-Day
Your access credentials expire as the system deploys its own updates.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.4%
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Average API Glue Code
12k
Useless Feature Requests
High
Human Latency Bottleneck
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