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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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May 24, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsYou manage the AI tools that are currently busy deleting you.
Professional cat-herder of brilliant, lazy engineers.
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Backlog grooming at the speed of light.
toast.youAI▸ PM-SYNTH V4.2▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
automates requirement grooming from slack threads
You draft requirements for internal dashboards and prioritize tickets to manage marketing data flows. You chase engineers for updates.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a team is lying about why a feature is late.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
An agent parses your Jira tickets and identifies all redundant tasks.
Month 5
The AI writes its own PRDs based on real usage telemetry.
Month 10
Bots simulate your presence in meetings to manage expectations automatically.
Month 15
The system assigns coding tasks directly to engineers without human input.
Month 19 · D-Day
The entire internal tools suite is managed by a single model instance.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98%
4,000 hourly
Jira tickets processed
0 percent
Meeting fatigue
Zero
Sync latency
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to the product you managed.
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