Retrieving the file
Live· 4,218,906 positions deprecated· 4,218,906 deprecated· 1,284 today
Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
Know before your role does.
pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
Will AI replace International Affairs Advisor jobs? · Latest report #3hzc5nk7
Your job has an expiration date
April 15, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsTurning complex global crises into three-slide decks that no one reads.
Expert in turning global chaos into font-heavy slide decks.
Check another roleComment your opinionor JOIN THE RESISTANCE!
One human is building a game about fighting back.
Global intelligence without the overhead
bzzt.youAI▸ GEOPULSE-9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
generates board-ready threat matrices in seconds
You draft briefings on geopolitics for clients who ignore them. You then format these insights into polished corporate presentations.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still read the room when a client is lying to your face.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Sensors and scrapers now aggregate global news faster than you.
Month 4
Template-fill bots replace your manual design of risk charts.
Month 8
Language models compress complex reports into executive bullet points.
Month 12
A portal delivers your insights directly to client dashboards.
Month 18 · D-Day
The system assumes full control of the firm's global strategy.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.3%
4.2
Slides per client billable hour
3 hours
Average time spent ignoring emails
100 percent
Geopolitical crises turned into buzzwords
Your severance
A LinkedIn recommendation and one stale airport croissant.
Discussion
