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Your job has an expiration date
October 22, 2028
In 2 yearsYour handshake is just a low-bandwidth data transfer we can emulate.
Professional jet-setter with a taste for expensive airport lounge water.
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Closing deals while you are sleeping.
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You chase signatures, pretend to care about branch metrics, and lose sleep over quarterly sales targets. It ends soon.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect the exact moment a client stops lying during a dinner meeting.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 8
Sensors and scrapers replace your manual research on potential new clients.
Month 5
AI dashboards start managing the branch metrics you used to report.
Month 13
Chatbots take over the initial outreach and standard contract term talks.
Month 19
Deepfake avatars attend your meetings and mimic your specific business tone.
Year 2 · D-Day
The system assumes full control of your portfolio and retires your seat.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95%
4 cups
Coffee consumed per deal
1200 annually
Airport lounge hours
98 percent
Fake enthusiasm level
Your severance
A one-way ticket to a non-extradition country.
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