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December 15, 2029
In 3 years, 2 monthsYour billable hours are now a rounding error in a database.
Fluent in French, Oil Law, and excessive billable padding.
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Resolving sovereignty disputes before lunch.
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finds fatal precedents in obscure civil codes
You draft complex cross-border arbitration filings and interpret French civil code for multi-million dollar energy disputes.
The one thing AI can't do
You possess the social grace to charm a judge while hiding a massive discovery error.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI models index every historical contract and petroleum law document.
Month 5
Language models generate standard arbitration filings in native French.
Month 13
Digital agents manage routine filing procedures with regional courts.
Year 2.2
Predictive analytics identify winning outcomes from millions of past cases.
Year 3.2 · D-Day
The algorithm executes the final settlement agreement without human intervention.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95%
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Human-sluggish
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Zero
Jurisdiction confusion rate
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