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February 8, 2029
In 2 years, 4 monthsSelling fighter jets with slide decks is peak late-stage capitalism.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automating the arms race, one contract at a time.
toast.youAI▸ GLOBALARMS-SYNC V4.2▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARS, 4 MONTHSAI's Special Power
bypasses humans to finalize international procurement cycles
You manage international military accounts and negotiate high-stakes defense contracts. Your job is basically global schmoozing with hardware.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a foreign defense minister is actually going to sign the deal.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 2
AI agents begin managing your calendar and cold outreach emails.
Month 5
Software tracks and summarizes global military procurement needs in real-time.
Month 10
Language models learn your specific deal-closing techniques and bluffing thresholds.
Month 18
High-fidelity digital avatars handle initial capability briefings with foreign officials.
Year 2.3 · D-Day
The system signs your final contract without you ever leaving bed.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 94.2%
850
Annual global travel hours
42
Diplomatic pleasantries per hour
12%
Coffee-to-contract conversion rate
Your severance
A lifetime supply of duty-free airport lounge passes.
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