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May 25, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsYour global strategy is just a spreadsheet waiting for a better algorithm.
Strategist of fry commercials and global brand alignment.
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Automated ad spend at the speed of light.
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reallocates global budgets in real time
You oversee international media spend and agency contracts for burger chains. You approve global advertising campaigns and media buys.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still negotiate a difficult agency contract using human social cues.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Your media reports are now directly imported by our analytic engines.
Month 4
Smart software replaces human agency contract negotiation and approval workflows.
Month 8
Real-time bidding algorithms decide where to place burger advertisements.
Month 13
AI systems automatically adjust budget allocations based on daily sales data.
Month 19 · D-Day
Human oversight of international media strategy is officially switched off.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95%
200M USD
Annual media spend managed
14 days
Agency approval lag
450
Spreadsheets per quarter
Your severance
A LinkedIn premium subscription and a digital coffee.
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