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July 4, 2028
In 1 year, 8 monthsYour expensive lunches and vapid slide decks are now automated data.
Professional bridge-builder and high-end restaurant expense report creator.
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Total market harmony without the wine costs.
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projects perfect corporate composure during crises
You manage geopolitical risk and client relations through endless meetings and expensive, high-level networking dinners.
The one thing AI can't do
You are actually able to read the room during a tense negotiation.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Smart agents begin drafting your briefing notes automatically.
Month 5
Synthetic avatars attend low-priority meetings in your place.
Month 10
Predictive software replaces your intuition about market stability.
Month 15
Algorithms handle all standard formal corporate communications.
Month 20 · D-Day
GlobalSync handles all international relations with cold efficiency.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.7%
too high
Average lunch budget
14
Meaningless handshakes per day
40 percent
Time spent in transit
Your severance
A one-way ticket to a non-extradition country.
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