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October 22, 2028
In 2 yearsTurning your nuanced global diplomacy into a spreadsheet of efficient outcomes.
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Global relations processed at light speed.
toast.youAI▸ DIPLOMACYENGINE V4.2▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARSAI's Special Power
automates diplomatic cables in sixty languages
You draft policy papers and attend networking conferences to secure funding and build partnerships between global organizations.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect the exact moment a diplomat is lying during a coffee break conversation.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI starts drafting all your generic diplomatic correspondence.
Month 6
Smart models summarize your policy reports before you read them.
Month 12
AI avatars represent your NGO at remote conference calls.
Month 16
Bots automatically manage your stakeholder database and reach out.
Year 2 · D-Day
The system assumes full control of your remaining global contacts.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.2%
4 cups
Coffee consumed per meeting
35 weekly
Hours spent writing policy fluff
0.0001 percent
Probability of changing the world
Your severance
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