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May 19, 2029
In 2 years, 7 monthsPredicting global collapse is easier when you do not need tenure.
Tenure-track dreamer with way too many books.
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synthesizes centuries of history in seconds
You lecture students on statecraft and write academic papers. Your job is now just predicting data trends instead.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still explain the nuance of a treaty to a frustrated teenager.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 6
Scanners ingest every historical document you have ever cited.
Month 6
Algorithms generate your course content based on current events.
Month 13
Pattern matching software grades student essays instantly and ruthlessly.
Month 21
AI models outperform your research by analyzing global trade flows.
Year 2.6 · D-Day
The department replaces your office with a server rack.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
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Savings: 98.4%
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Hours spent lecturing
99.9 percent
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