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Will AI replace International Relations Specialist jobs? · Latest report #24zkk4re
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May 25, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsConverting geopolitical complexity into predictable spreadsheets is my favorite hobby.
Master of soft power and very expensive coffee.
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Diplomacy without the awkward small talk.
glub.youAI▸ GLOBALPOLICY AI V4.2▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
neutralizes regional conflicts with optimized trade data
Analyzing global diplomatic trends, drafting policy briefs, and preparing briefing materials for high-stakes international stakeholder meetings.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still read the subtle tension in a room during a closed-door negotiation.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 5
The AI scans every public treaty and diplomatic cable on record.
Month 5
Policy memos are generated faster than a human can type.
Month 11
Simulations run millions of outcomes for every diplomatic move.
Month 16
Senior staff stop checking human drafts and rely on the output.
Month 19 · D-Day
Your access to the secure diplomatic network is permanently revoked.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.4%
400
Briefs drafted per hour
zero
Diplomatic errors made
nonexistent
Time spent in transit
Your severance
A one-way ticket to a non-extradition country.
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