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May 20, 2029
In 2 years, 7 monthsPowerPoint slide decks are just expensive tombstones for your career trajectory.
Expert in turning complex chaos into bulleted slide points.
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Automated geopolitical insight for the board room.
bzzt.you▸ GLOBAL-SCOPE ENGINE V4.2▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARS, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
aggregates global macro-data into actionable lies
You translate global volatility into jargon-heavy strategy decks for executives who ignore your advice anyway.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a client is lying to you in a high-stakes meeting.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI models generate risk presentations from raw data feeds instantly.
Month 5
Dashboards replace the need for weekly project steering meetings.
Month 13
Natural language tools summarize complex regulations better than human consultants.
Month 21
Machine learning identifies market risks before you can read them.
Year 2.6 · D-Day
The client accepts the machine output without human interpretation.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.3%
4,200 slides
Slides produced annually
Excessive
Coffee-to-revenue ratio
82 percent
Time spent in meetings
Your severance
A one-way ticket to a non-extradition tax haven.
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