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October 21, 2028
In 2 yearsYou sell paper dreams while global markets prefer cheaper, digital ones.
Professional jet-setter of illustrated stories and copyright agreements.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Closing cross-border deals without the flight costs.
bzzt.you▸ GLOBALRIGHTS PROCESSOR V4▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARSAI's Special Power
automates royalty calculations across ten currencies
You manage distributor relationships and pitch catalogs to overseas bookstores. You track international title rights and royalty reports.
The one thing AI can't do
You can charm a grumpy distributor into ordering a flop during an expensive dinner.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Your current deal history is fed into the central model.
Month 5
The AI generates localized marketing decks for all territories.
Month 12
Smart agents handle all routine distributor order inquiries automatically.
Month 16
Distributors now report sales directly to the automated clearinghouse.
Year 2 · D-Day
The machine takes over all remaining direct distributor relationships.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
40 hours
Quarterly flight hours
0.1 seconds
Language barrier latency
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Your severance
A lifetime subscription to our competitor's audiobook platform.
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